BRU - ALLEYNIANS

Physics Prazzzz

2009-04-27T23:38:00.000-07:00

Physics prac today.. Hell yes.. I woke up at half past five in the morning and revised till half past seven when i just gave up and started to write a post... Anyway, Mechancis was full of .... Yesterday night was the Bru-Alleynians award ceremony.. Basically, Arif got a diploma in Boogey-picking and Alim got a participation certificate in bullshitting.

As interesting as it sounds, we didn't take pictures =.="

Anyway, Alim's posted up a video of him playing 'flowers blooming in the slums'. Well, i'll make one, one day.. =D

Today, whoah~ I've got lotsa stuff to do.. 1) physics prac 2) Chess competition 3) RAF training for inspection day 4) I think tonight is the voting for vice-presidents (Hope i'll get at least a vote!) and prepzzzz for Mr. Williams tomorrow...

And to anyone who's reading this.. I'm sorry.. I think i'll just wait for you to show up... But when you show up, you'll suffer the consequences of being treated badly because of the hurt feelings that accumulated.. AND AND, i know someone (A NEW PERSON) who's got a 'small crush' on someone..... haha.. What the hell am i writing about? I don't even know myself.. I guess i'm really nervous about the prac.. BOLLOCKS!

I think if i have a wife,,, i think i'll treat her badly.. i won't care about my kids.. I'll just go out everyday and have fun as if nothing's changed! Yes.. i'll do that.. xd kiddings.. Sheewwpp.. More craps.. I think i better get going...

Anyway, enjoy this video.. Cya, gotta roll.. *wink* bye loves...

Yes.. An update.. =.="

2009-04-24T16:57:00.000-07:00

We all agree that it has been a while since this blog be update...
Well, we've been realllllyy busy... Seriously busy...
It's summer term now.. I have finally completed my thesis on summer term and has finally derived a conclusion that will change the life of the bru-alleynians...

Summer term = Exam term

Yes, it's true.. And i've put up the facts supporting it and i even provide a statistical evidence on the equation above where in section 4.3.2, Para 4 of my thesis, i stated, "Hence, a 100% correlation is achieved on the two random variables and a 5% critical limit test proves that there is a 0.000 probability of the equation being wrong."

Anyway, YES! IT IS EXAM TERM! We're like having a big bang in our head. I agree that we are all going back in like 2 months time.. But! WE DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO BRUNEI WHILE WORRYING ABOUT OUR EXAM RESULTS! I can give you an analogy.

A perfect analogy would be eating at Bonda while missing the old hot waitresses...

Talking about analogy, we've got A F-ING GLOBAL PERSPECTIVE PROJECT TO DO! Great timing... *Round of applause*

Arif and Alim are always together now.. I guess something is going on between them.. *gays*.. Ali and Yong Bo playing dotA or people's door handles.. Zaki and Adib busy studying for their final showdown.. And me.. Me? For the whole of my life, i've never felt so lonely before.. Even when Alim and Arif are around, i can still feel the emptiness.. I think, i'm missing my family... Oh boy.. Turning emo!!!! NO! *Snapping out of it*... That was close.. Hmm.. Btw.. I'm doing good.. Giving the best i can to live and make achievements.. Nobody's reading this blog anyway.. So maybe i should like tell people that life is wonderful if you want it to be like that.. You don't need WHAT YOU THINK YOU'LL NEED TO BE HAPPY.. =D Apakan?

AKu saja pulang nie meng-update.. coz i'm bored.. and it's 1.19AM... Orite Peeps.. I gtg.. I want to play with my guitar.. Her name is Aya.. She can sing really well.. <3 goodbye! And em... XX.. I love Maplestory..

Legend of the PS3 ~Part 2~

2009-01-20T12:43:00.000-08:00

~last time on Legend of the PS3~
... Read it yourself dudes.
~Now~
----Ivy Holme side---

Reizo: No way! How.. Can... This... Happen...?

Looking down on the scorched Reizo, Hikari grinned.

Hikari: Now time to die.

Reizo looked up in fear and began to wheep.

Hikari: What a pitiful sight... And you are supposed to be Blew House's most prestigious spy? Dont make me laugh. All you could do was just give me some pill that tasted like candy. Good bye.

Hikari drew out his weapon and aimed at the floor.

Hikari drawing his bow.

Reizo: Please, I beg you. I have kids. I have a wife. I, I, I even have a cat. So please dont kill me...

Tears filled his eyes.

Begging Reizo.

Hikari's eyes began to glow in a pale blue colour.

Hikari: Reizo, age xx. Real name lxxxr. Birth place gxxbxxe bxn.Status, single. Sorry, but guess what? I hate liars more than cheaters. But you are lucky today. I just got my bow cleaned, so I dont want to dirty it on scum like you. You get to live another day. Hope the next time I see you, you'll be worth my time. Good night.

With that Hikari kicked Reizo on the head and left... Searching for the next unlucky visitor.
To Be Continued...

Legend of the PS3

2009-01-20T08:59:00.000-08:00

Legend has it that in one of the rooms in ivyholme, there is a ps3. It is a legend, lagies and dentleman. Could it possibly be true? Or could it? But what's more astonishing is the fact that 98% of the people in ivy believe in it. When asked why? All remain in silence. I've been investigating this matter since early January and now, i'm writing a report about it. My name is Astral Snake. Nice name huh? President 00 gave me the title as a New Year 2008 Honours Of The World Best Award.

Well, let's start this investigation report. My first step in this investigation was to send Blew House's most prestigious spy to try and get as much information on the matter. His name, you ask? His name is Reizo. Top on the list. So, on the 10th of January 2009, at 10.24am, Reizo was dropped onto the ivy's territory using a helicopter. The pilot managed to get a close-up picture of him when Reizo safely landed on the drop zone.

Reizo's picture

Day after day, i've waited for Reizo's call. but he never called. I tried calling him using the radio-frequency communication device but the line was always busy. A week later, just when i was about to give up on him, the communication device rang and Reizo was on the other side.

Me: Did you find out anything?
Reizo: Not yet.
Me: What?! What have you been doing all this time?
Reizo: I was being spied by one of the ivy's.
Me: So?
Reizo: I had to give him the 'forever dream' pills.
Me: I told you no hostility!
Reizo: I have to.
Me: Ok, where is he now? Did you hide him properly?
Reizo: He's here with me
Me: ...
Reizo: I'll *BAANNG!! KADOOM!!* What-the! *KABUSH!*
Me: Reizo! What happened?! Reizo! REIIIZOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

LEEERROOYYYY!! = REIIIIZZZOOOOO!!

After that, the connection was lost. I tried calling him back but the operator said, "Sorry, the number you dial is unreachable, please try again later. Harap maaf, nombor yang awda dail tidak dapat dihubungi pada waktu ini. Sila cuba lagi." The operator really pissed me off. But now, i'm really worried about Reizo. What happened to Reizo? I don't know. It looks like there's much more to it than just the ps3. I've lost contact with Reizo and i'm sure Reizo is in captivity. It would be better if i just forget about the ps3 legend and rescue Reizo first. But how? should i send OO, the humanised robot? No.. I don't want to lose anyone ever again. Or should i go instead? Yeah.. I'll go.. That's the best option. People don't call me 'Apprentice Solid Snake' for no reason. My Master has passed away and I've inherited all his skills. Now, it's time for me to use it for good...

This is a poster that fans of mine made for me. I'm a hero in their eyes. But actually, i am no hero. Never a hero.

To Be Continued....

5 stuffs to do if you have a cat

2009-01-17T06:23:00.000-08:00

Number 1
Give your cat approximately 1/2 a gallon of coffee every week and you should get the result below. If not, increase the quantity.

Lesson 2
Always listen to what your cat is trying to say to you. Who knows your cat might be the next Cat Norris!

Lesson 3
If you have a king cat, it's in fact, the most demanding type of cat. You must obey all its orders especially THE BELLY RUB!

Lesson 4
The most vital part of a cat is the ears. Cats use them to detect moving objects in their surroundings. The area of detection can vary according to the size of the ears. The bigger they are, the larger the area.

Lesson 5
Give your cat meals at 6am, 12 pm, 6 pm and at 9 pm sharp no matter what!

Lord Of The ???

2009-01-16T09:48:00.000-08:00

"shaoWa, do you hear that noise?", asked DikDik. "What noise? *Crunch, crunch*", replied shaoWa with that blank look on his face while eating his favourite keropok "Walkers, sensastions". Sweet Thai Chilli were the seducing words that attracted everyone into eating it. But only a few survived after falling for the seduction and those few who survived suffered from a life-time deficiency, the SLOW syndrome. And that was what happened to our good old buddy, shaoWa. Even kan makai butang pun, it took him about half an hour to do so. But even so, shaoWa never stopped eating the keropok. Kalau habis, he'll buy more.

DikDik shouted, "HEAR PROPERLY! YOU *TUT**TUT*TUT*TUT*TUTT*TTTUTUTT*TUTT*TUUUTTTTT*TUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*". The words of the wise. So powerful sampai orang mendangar tarus mental block. shaoWa after fully recovered from the mental block (approx. 2^(2x - 4)second where x is the speed of light in air/speed of light in the brain * the probability of the event x happening) said, "Aaahh.. I can't hear a thing. Oh wait! What's that noise?!". From inside shaoWa's room, they could hear someone singing. As they remained in silence and listen attentively to it, someone knocked on the door. THUD! THUD! THUD!

ShaoWa and DikDik didn't move nor wipe the sweat on their forehead or arah bulu ketiak durang. The door swung open fast and an object was thrown into the middle of the room. "BBAAMMMM!!! FLAASSSHHHHH!!!", all shaoWa and DikDik saw was just white light and all they could hear was just "NNNNEeEEEEeeEEENNNnnnGGGnngGG". IT WAS A FLASHBANG! A second after all that happening, everything turn into a slow motion for shaoWa and DikDik. shaoWa, for the first time, let go of his "sensations" and went for DikDik's hand. "Dik.... Dik.....""shaO.... Waaa...." Both called each other's names before the slow-mo effect started to fade.

"FREEEZZZEEEEE! NOBODY MOVES!" A loud voice echoed in the room. DikDik and shaoWa could barely see the figure of a buffed man. But what caught their eyes the most was the appearance of a big orange gun-like thing held by the man. A second later, the man turned around to lock the room with the gun still pointing at shaoWa and DikDik. By now, their sights and hearings had fully recovered from the flashbang and they could see the words on the back of the man's uniform which read " HAFIZ ASTRAL O1 ". The word ASTRAL terrified them. ASTRAL was the legendary apprentice that people had always talked about and feared.

The man turned around and took off his helmet. "The name is Astral. I'm on a one man army mission to rendezvous the far end of Ivyholme and as suspected there are non-humanized activities deep in there." Astral lowered his gun. shaoWa, tried to talk to Astral but ended up talking like a mouse and kept on holding DikDik's hand. DikDik, on the other hand, even though scared, talked to Astral in a cocky manner, "TUT..TUTTT...TuutTTttTTttTuuuTTT... Are you really that TUttt Astral?! Tutt.. TUUTTttTTT..TTUUTT..." Astral replied instantaneously (without having mental block), "Yes, i am. But i am no hero, i'm just an apprentice."

Suddenly, noises were heard. "Waaraaapuuuchiitauuu! Waaraaapuchiitauu!!" ShaoWa who was still mentally blocked by DikDik's wise words, was then mentally blocked lagi! With the equation (e^(f(X)=x).P(X)=x)) where X is the event of getting mentally blocked twice.. And every second, the noice amplified at e^112 of the previous second.

"WARRAAPPUUUCHHHIIITAAUUUU!!! WAARRAAAPUUUCHHHIIITAAUUUUU!!".....

To be continued....

Juniors of Bru-Alleynians!

2009-01-13T02:59:00.000-08:00

Look at all the happy faces! Yeargh! Hehehe.. By the way, the one at the back is Yusuke! He's the only Japan-Alleyn this year and too bad he's only here for one year.. We aim to make his life here worthwhile! He's also our best-est of friends! ROCK ON YUSUKE!