Legend has it that in one of the rooms in ivyholme, there is a ps3. It is a legend, lagies and dentleman. Could it possibly be true? Or could it? But what's more astonishing is the fact that 98% of the people in ivy believe in it. When asked why? All remain in silence. I've been investigating this matter since early January and now, i'm writing a report about it. My name is Astral Snake. Nice name huh? President 00 gave me the title as a New Year 2008 Honours Of The World Best Award.
Well, let's start this investigation report. My first step in this investigation was to send Blew House's most prestigious spy to try and get as much information on the matter. His name, you ask? His name is Reizo. Top on the list. So, on the 10th of January 2009, at 10.24am, Reizo was dropped onto the ivy's territory using a helicopter. The pilot managed to get a close-up picture of him when Reizo safely landed on the drop zone.
Reizo's picture
Day after day, i've waited for Reizo's call. but he never called. I tried calling him using the radio-frequency communication device but the line was always busy. A week later, just when i was about to give up on him, the communication device rang and Reizo was on the other side.
Me: Did you find out anything?
Reizo: Not yet.
Me: What?! What have you been doing all this time?
Reizo: I was being spied by one of the ivy's.
Me: So?
Reizo: I had to give him the 'forever dream' pills.
Me: I told you no hostility!
Reizo: I have to.
Me: Ok, where is he now? Did you hide him properly?
Reizo: He's here with me
Me: ...
Reizo: I'll *BAANNG!! KADOOM!!* What-the! *KABUSH!*
Me: Reizo! What happened?! Reizo! REIIIZOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
LEEERROOYYYY!! = REIIIIZZZOOOOO!!
After that, the connection was lost. I tried calling him back but the operator said, "Sorry, the number you dial is unreachable, please try again later. Harap maaf, nombor yang awda dail tidak dapat dihubungi pada waktu ini. Sila cuba lagi." The operator really pissed me off. But now, i'm really worried about Reizo. What happened to Reizo? I don't know. It looks like there's much more to it than just the ps3. I've lost contact with Reizo and i'm sure Reizo is in captivity. It would be better if i just forget about the ps3 legend and rescue Reizo first. But how? should i send OO, the humanised robot? No.. I don't want to lose anyone ever again. Or should i go instead? Yeah.. I'll go.. That's the best option. People don't call me 'Apprentice Solid Snake' for no reason. My Master has passed away and I've inherited all his skills. Now, it's time for me to use it for good...
This is a poster that fans of mine made for me. I'm a hero in their eyes. But actually, i am no hero. Never a hero.
To Be Continued....
Tuesday, 20 January 2009
Legend of the PS3
Posted by Members at 08:59
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